Reason why i don't want to visit my Rich Friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : 'What would you like to have...?
Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?'

Answer : ' Tea please'

Question : ' Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honeybush tea, iced tea or green tea?'

Answer : ' Ceylon tea'

Question : 'How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer : 'white'

Question : 'Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer : 'With milk'

Question : 'Goat's milk, or cow's milk'

Answer : 'With cow's milk please.

Question : 'Freezeland cow or Afrikanercow?'

Answer : 'Um, I'll just take it black.'

Question : 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'

Answer : 'With sugar'

Question : 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'

Answer : 'Cane sugar'

Question : 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'

Answer : 'Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.'

Question : 'Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?'

Answer : 'Mineral water'

Question : 'Flavored or non-flavored?'

Answer : 'I think I'll just die of thirst'

-fin-

Mindless Night

Here I am in the middle of the night........


4 o'clock in the morning, assignment still not finish. Suppose to pass up yesterday, instead of trying very hard to do my assignment, I think how make a story so that lecturer won't deduct my assignment mark. Suddenly in mind, thinking about a sick certificate that i have last month. Trying very hard to change the date from 28/4/2008 to 26/5/2008.

Ma lou...izzit obvious?

Even obvious right?

I don't think so.....sek kao peng la lou si

What brand kao peng nei oi?

I'm stuck in the middle of my assignment, that's why trying to blogging see if i can come out with something. You think i very free ar? I always planning an evil plan for all the lou si in Monash, where got time to sleep? What? Welfare Officer? Part time only...

-fin-

Awakening

That morning whisper

A gentle kiss

A suspended moment

Of perfect bliss

That precious feeling

As eyes first meet

Bodies entwined

In sleepy heat

Fingers touching

Breath as one

Hearts in rhythm

We greet the sun

Content, in truth

Just to be

Simply enjoying

You and me

- Jamie Vogel -

This poem is for Christina, I love you Christina

Ben's Bitches Conquer Monash Street Carnival

Monash Street Carnival, what a best place to enjoy after all the stress you have in UNI. Totally a blast off during the Monash Street Carnival. Especially when your favourite band shout out your name. Hahaha. Special thanks to CK.

Here i would like to introduce to you my favourite band from subang jaya, Ben's Bitches. OMG...they are so so so great. For the 1st time i love a band so much, especially their songs. Even Linkin Park oso not that great for me. Keep it up for the good work in producing new album by end of this year. Looking forward for new album from you guys.

1. Policemen
2. Mamak Conspiracy
3. Aku Suka Jolok
4. Awek Lu Fit Nya
5. Amber Chia
6. Peter the Pirate
7. Cialat
8. Pencil Ku
9. Ah Beng's Love Songs
10. The Mumbai Songs
11. Kotek berbulu

C.K. the bass guitarist

Beauty of Math

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

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1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
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9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
987654321 x 9 - 1 = 8888888888
9876543210 x 9 - 2 = 88888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

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And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

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Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants
you to GIVE OVER 100% .

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



THEN,
look how far the love of God will take you:


L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%



Therefore, one can conclude with
mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge
will get you close, and Attitude
will get you there,
It's the Love of God that will
put you over the top!