Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : 'What would you like to have...?
Fruit juice, Soda,Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?'
Answer : ' Tea please'
Question : ' Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honeybush tea, iced tea or green tea?'
Answer : ' Ceylon tea'
Question : 'How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : 'white'
Question : 'Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : 'With milk'
Question : 'Goat's milk, or cow's milk'
Answer : 'With cow's milk please.
Question : 'Freezeland cow or Afrikanercow?'
Answer : 'Um, I'll just take it black.'
Question : 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?'
Answer : 'With sugar'
Question : 'Beet sugar or cane sugar?'
Answer : 'Cane sugar'
Question : 'White, brown or yellow sugar?'
Answer : 'Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.'
Question : 'Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?'
Answer : 'Mineral water'
Question : 'Flavored or non-flavored?'
Answer : 'I think I'll just die of thirst'
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